July 2012
if you don't read books regularly:
trappedinpiss:
you aren’t sexy.
Waist Coats are God Damn Attractive.
nicklangsthighs:
sallys-abusive-heart:
madehimsaycomfychairs:
gwaine-arthur-merlin:
GOD DAMN.
If this mannequin was a person, it would be Tyler Brunsman
I have to give it to Shane, his idea to backdoor...
snorlaxatives:
atomiccrayonbox:
snorlaxatives:
how on earth was raven from thats so raven a fashion designer
her fashion was absolutely horrible
The fuck did you say?
how on earth was raven from thats so raven a fashion designer
her fashion was absolutely horrible
“Some wars,” he said dismissively. “What am I at war with? My cancer. And what is...”
– from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via realjohngreenquotes)
joetrohnam:
ew muscular people are gross get away u overcooked lambchop i like my meat tender
reductosshrinkgun:
fixmeorjustconflictme:
Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:
and she tweets things like
and this
like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.
i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room
smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
thelast-tearbender:
The Last Airbender movie backwards is about a shitty group of actors that are kicked out of the Northern Water Tribe and continue to lose battles with the Fire Nation through the movie until they have to retreat back to the Southern Water Tribe and they realize the film sucks and Aang freezes himself in an iceberg so there can never be an atrocious sequel.
textworthy:
im in a serious relationship with my wifi
you could say we have a…connection
male character: i made a mistake
fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
female character: i made a mistake
fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
if i’m following you i love you okay even though i don’t talk to you cause if i don’t it’s most likely because i’m just too awkward to say hi so i just love you and admire you from a distance
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
