Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
Jake: "Kayleeeee, can I please have some orange juice?"
Me: "No! Leave me alone!"
Jake: "Kaylee, please!!"
Me: "Jake! I already bought you two tacos today! You have to stagger your requests out! They're stacking up. What do you do for me?"
Jake: "I give you the pleasure of having me as a brother!"
Me: "I have five brothers. I have an excess of brothers! That means nothing to me."
Jake: "But, I'm your cool brother!"